20 Ways how to anoy Edward Cullen
1. Prance around singing 'Like a Virgin' whenever you in the same room
2. Have the 'Ginger alert' ringtone on your phone and play it whenever he walks past
3. When Bella's out visiting Jacob, pretend you've just got back from La Push and think about what Bella and Jacob are 'up to' (whether its true or not XD)
4. Ask How Tanya is.
5. Set 'Seventeen forever' as his ringtone and tape his reaction when someone rings him.
6. Constantly start arguements with him and when he tries to intimidate you reply with 'Im not afraid of you'.
7. When he tells Bella that Mike would be healthier for her agree.
8. Ask him why he suddenly thinks peodophilla is legal.
9. If he outsmarts you on the above respond with 'Bite me'
10. When Edward and Charlie are in the same room casually bring up that Edwards a heroine addict
11. When he and Jacob are in the same room sing Katy Perry's 'Hot 'n' Cold' to them
12. If he out insults you shout 'yeah ,well your gin